Sixty-Six Pack of Starterpacks

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    Product - The "i'm 22 and date a 14 year old" starter pack 171
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    Finger food - My grandpa's weird friend starter pack has cool hair has thick southern accent eats weird bacon banana peanut better sandwich all the time always wears leather jacket says he used to sing as a hobby
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    Advertising - The classic being-sick-on-your-day-off A, U, 0, E. E, 11 Always at the most inconvenient times This is your hand (Texas hold 'em) Hitting every red light when in a hurry Winning the first match, but it's at 2/3 and you lose the next 2 matches Crearance Choosing the slowest line 90% of the time (and being afraid to not commit to it) 50% clearanoce off Buying something, and then next week there's a big sale on it sos0000
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    Organism - Playing mincraft with your friends starter pack Don't understand the new stuff they added Doing it “ironically" Freak out when you get dimonds Get really into playing and make a good world
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    Text - Arguments in TV sitcoms starter pack *everyone shouting/talking literally at the same time* *One person (usually a main character) doesn't join in, instead immediately comes up with an idea on how to solve issue* Нey! Нeу! HEEEEΥ!! *everyone shuts up and stares blankly at the person*
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    Luxury vehicle - "Fuccboi in a major German city" starterpack Marlborm
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    Text - "I just met a celebrity" Starter pack "He was so friendly" WESTCOrT "He was THIS tall!" "He's only THIS tall!" is for "He was totally cool with taking a picture" Twzzlecs RERSHITS Reeses Osm %3D 12 Tuhtldall "I was surprised how short he was!" "Much shorter in person" luluulu.
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    Food - The "New Gastropub in the City" Ingredients Starter Pack
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    Furniture - Loser Starterpack Constantly has people breaking into his house Is this guy Cried when I stole his oh so precious wallet Lives at 31 ENTER Bakers Goes to this Wendy's street every Thursday at 5:30 with his family Doesn't know that I have his house key
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    Text - Teens in videogames starterpack Main Character is depressed or shy Character goes through a "Hella cool" midlife crisis for 1 One of the parents is episode Needs atleast 1 deceased lesbian character *Tries to be socially aware* Has way to much Deviantart REBELLIOUS COLOURS
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    Product - **very judgem- mental about your music tastes indie rock fan starterpack CAM The CRAFT caous HELL REER oh yeah i listen to other music sometimes: *this was $8* The Strokes
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    The "the movie is over" starterpack time for streches once looking at your partner checking everyone behind you for some reason you get up "is there an endcredit scene?" "I don't know but it's not a Marvel movie" embarrased when people leave early after a marvel movie
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    Photography - Moving into a new neighborhood starterpack "hey there new neighbor!" "I'm having a barbeque this sunday, why don't you come and meet the rest of the neighborhood?" Here, I made you a pie! That one neighbor who always stays inside their own house "Come through this way, everyone's already out back!" "Wow you guys really know your barbeque, what kind of meat did you say this was?" Whoa l'm not feeling too good, must. have.. been.. something...I. aaaa. "It finally took effect, tie him
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    The Environmentally Conscious Bro Starter Pack Standard Issue Neckwear His go-to snack Loves the messy man-bun with one of these on top His tanks always have some sort of Southwestern r/naturebros is his go-to meme source His Facebook Cover Photo pattern on them TOMS The only ways he drinks For going Zip-pants. À must. His GF For staying in out ECLIF Litestraw
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    Icon - the "ill kick your ass in smash" starter pack в "bro fuck this controller" Item Switch X None High Low Med On Ond On On On On On on On On On On Ont On On OnOn On on On On On O On On On On On On On On On on On On On
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    Hair - "My friend and I wanted to ask.. who's more attractive?" starter pack
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    Face - "Writing thank you cards" Starter pack "Thank you so much for the birthday money!" "I'm going to use the money to buy some new clothes for school." ob ck Every card sounds the exact same Hearing all your friends playing outside and not being able to go out until you finish "Hope to see you guys soon!" Trying to have as many filler words as you can to take up more space
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    Poster - 2009 Middle School Dance Starter Pack BLACK EYED PEAS EDWIN M CA THE END CYRUS TII BE PARTYAN TE U.S.A. CESHIE MR.C CHA CHA SLIDE GOO GOO DOLLS IRIS OWL GITY FIREFLIES USHER YEAH CRANK THAT + Souyn Boy CUPID SHUFFLE TELLEM H
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    Adaptation - Passing a coworker in the hall Starter pack alamy Looking at your wallpaper alam wlamy a alamy stock photo my
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    Human - Bought an expensive camera and now l'm a photographer STARTER PACK Ps the holy trinity "I capture the humanity in humans" Always travels to these countries
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    Personal protective equipment - "Don't tell people l'm a cop babe. it's dangerous when I'm off duty Off duty Cops:
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    Text - Old People's Phone Starter Pack Font size Small Normal Large Huge Cancel Good Morning wishing you a nice day
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    Product - "Modern SUV commercial starter pack" Starts off with a pre-occupied adult pulling out of their driveway in a white suburban neighborhood to go to work This piece of human waste is apparently blind, and decides it's the perfect time to go right behind the SUV driving in reverse Backup camera detects the kid going right behind the vehicle, and automatically stops the SUV Commercial ends with a snapshot of 3-4 SUVS lined up in some utopian setting and some outrageous price is displayed in
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    Text - sleep walk 1959 SANTO & JOHNNY SLEEP WALK Minimal dialogue Fading out Black and white or ENYA "ONLY TIME OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO sepia colors (Or anything that sounds like these)
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    Line - Middle/High School science classroom starter pack A bunch of cabinets Always really cold for some reason Probably has one of these posters PERIODIC TABLE OF ELEMENTS States of Matter 7IBIDINIHINIDIN IIMII Solid 1I2ISI4ISI Ciquid Gas Phble 10ommmne he nali sal sal sal ali nali eli sah ali ati asli sel kaliali alialt nali sal
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    Text - book review on the cover starter pack "Must-read" "Compelling" "Gripping" "Master of..." "takes you for a ride" "[author name] returns" "(single word)... (a clichéd phrase)" "never lets go"
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    Product - French Class Starterpack Pariesa F au? Conjugaison Le passé simple getting yelled at for speaking english that one guy who hates the english verb tenses that don't even exist in spoken french L'Art de conjuguer LE PETİT RobeRT micro ANTOINE DE SAINT-EXUPÉRY Les Miserables Le Petit Prince DE 000 VAS 90 000 VICTOR HUGO reppre ge th tre GGoogle Translate и CLOROX Иве WIKIPÉDIA L'eneyclopédie libre Having to do cringy skits E BESCHERELLE
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    Text - Annoying kids in elementary school starter pack Missing one point in kickball "I'm an addict" If you look at this you're "It's not lead it's graphite" (you knew what I meant) (Or possibly Italian) "Will you go out with me" "okay" "Just kidding! OREO"! I have the sun and I ain't gonna trade. (You weren't even talking about Silly Bands) Circle circle dot dot...
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    Human - Grown woman obsessed with Disney Starter Pack "Still waiting my Prince Charming! <3" DisNEy college program Obsesses over the costumed characters even though she's 24 Screams at anyone who says anything negative about the Disney brand Can't function as an Spends all her parents' money on these Posts similar pictures constantly adult Crippling depression and escapism
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    Text - Youtube Comments Starter Pack random quote from the video that got 2k likes 90% of comments: X thing 5%: of comments: lol this joke doesn't get old REPLY 2% of comments: y thing REPLY the classic summary Justin Y Same r/woo0osh REPLY comment chain despite not being on reddit I'm a simple man, I see X, I click REPLY I'm selling replay buttons: 0:00 0:00 0:00 0:00 REPLY out-of-context timestamps This gave me anxiety,
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    Text - Math Lecturer Starter Pack Sounding like you've just time-travelled from the 18th century PDF "shall", "thus", "hence", "such that" This face after they've finished explaining something Notes.pdf Did he just draw a squiggle? GREEK ALPHAMT Аа вв Гу д8 Ее {}={} ЛА Ми Ηη Θθ Ια Кк %3D Ny E Oo IIn Pp Σος Υυ Φ Χχ Ψ Ωω Tt
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    Font - The "Reasonably Successful But Kinda Generic Action Movie" Starter Pack KUP pa Worn by the protagonist in every movie Stars one of these 3 actors duolingo Always reluctant to start "The Mission" (TM) because "that life is behind him" and "he's a Hero is always specifically a FORMER special forces soldier/veteran Bad guy always has some sort of accent now." CEN RED CENSORED Absolutely demolishes henchmen Trailer always shows the climax for some reason At least one scene like this
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    Face - YEAH, PUT SOME TEXT OVER MY FACE MATT DAMON IS MATT DAMON IN MATT DAMON A MATT DAMON PRODUCTION HE ČAN SAVE US BRING YOUR FATE HIM HAS BEEN HOME ADJUSTED NAME ELYSIUM EMARTIAN THE AbiusENT BA JASONBOURNE
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    Text - HOME LESS BLL iStock iStod RICH WOMAN by Getty Im iStock by Getty Images ANY I AM A SELL RINGER" O we ask you, humbly, to help: If you give just $2.75, Wikipedia could thrive for years. Donate now
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    Product - Drug Dealer's Front Business Starter Pack LOS POLLOS MERMANOS 000
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    Product - Hipster couple trying to raise a baby starter pack WHOLE FOODS MARKE T Oedi
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    Shows that will never be canceled Starter Pack SOUTH PARK the PRICE is Right THe SIMPSONS WHEELOF FORTUNE Daysoraur JEOPARDY!
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    Photography - "strict parents" starterpack CN MONDAY 9:30 TUESDAY aTOON NE WEDNESDAY "lights out Timmy" THURSDAY| NO FRIDAY "no play dates during the school week" JUNK FOOD friends at school: "your parents are sooo strict" "go see your teacher after school about your vocab test"
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    Tool - Groundbreaking Inventions Starter Pack
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    Food group - The Every Single Pizza Place in NYC Starter Pack "Original" "Famous" "Since 1932" ChrPMatal ALLNATURAL Snapple AL "The Best Pizza in New York City"
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    Natural foods - "This is so good, what's your secret?" Starter Pack salted BUTTER 0 eret cream set wt tes ung salted BUTTER BRAGG (or) ORGANIC plant -22 sweet cream net w 4o t13g) MORTON APPLE CIDER VINEGAR H The Mether BUTTER Coarse KOSHER SALT salted ADOES NCT SUPPKODE ANGCESSARY O Kosher for Passover NETWT 16 02(1LB) 4539 (mostly this one)
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    People - The "Seth McFarlane show" Starter Pack Same artstyle for main characters with notable facial feature Fat/Nerdy. loser son "The original seasons were better" Rebellious/"Different" teenage daughter, although the writers don't know how to write teenage girls Wife who's clearly too good for the main character Not-so-subtle racial/offensive jokes Characters are completely static until it's their turn to speak Talking pet Witty character with "unexpected traits (i.e: Talking)
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    The "A new study shows that...." starter pack. %3D Dairy is good/bad for you. Red meat is Alcohol is good/bad for you. good/bad for you. Охуgen 15.999 Охудen is good/bad for you. Uranium-238 is Exercise is good/bad for you. good/bad for you.
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    Leg - waking up from a really good nap stretching so hard that you temporaily go deaf "what was i doing before this?" rubbing your eyes and traveling to different dimensions having these on your arms loud yawning that sounds like "eeo000gghhh"
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    Eyewear - Male barista starter pack
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    Fashion - Tough Guy Starter Pack Rides one of these X2 Loves these
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    Text - "Please disable your adblocker to continue" starter pack
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    Clothing - trendy hoodie design starterpack pick some random adjective: -anxious pick some design: pick a font: -reckless ALL CAPS HELVETICA Goffie Font ひどく翻訳された日本語 Sorpt Fönt -courageous -depressed -sleepy -anonymous -hopeless pick a color: VERY IMPORTANT: make sure FINAL PRODUCT: to add some shit on the sleeves pariscoulon hanenun
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    Product - Dying Mall Starter Pack There is a church. SEARS ENTET S7ABE T HELD STORE CLOSING SALE! THE FOOD COURT No. of stores and 64 (in 1968) 20 (in 1978) services
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    Joint - Things your brain says "you gotta" do starterpack press it at least 3 times Bend it more clickity clack clack give 'er a spin slide it as you walk shove your hands into it pipiddy pop grab some o' dem leafy boys
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    Food - My Chili Recipe Starter Pack 100% NATURAL GOVA Pinto Beans/Frijoles Pintos Hunts GOYA Pinto Beans Frijoles Pintos 16 oz. Crushed SAF McCormick McCormick Knorr Tete HOT MEXICAN-STILE Chili Powder GROUND Cumin Caldo de Pollo Chicken Flavor Bouillom ONTONTWTSJO2N Daisy SOUR CREAM Pure Natural LEA&PERRINS Daisy The Orind TORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE SOUR CREAM Pure & Natural
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    Product - Walmart's employee of the month starter pack General Equivalency Or ouR SE CTEE CIDARETED eur Name iere 225 Diploma Marlboro Walmart CHRIS
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    Product - "Only acceptable in an airport starter pack Brushing your teeth in a public bathroom Paying $10 for a Drinking beer at 6am bottle of water Being six hours early Sleeping on the ground Walking around in pyjamas for something
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    Motor vehicle - What I, a European, imagine the USA is like Google Walmart Supercentr alany dany a alamy stock photo
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    Cuisine - "Complimentary breakfast is from 6-9am." starter pack LIVE 49 45 48 or NEW MORNNG CN KIRAN CHETRY o WTAR MOCARTNEY THE NEWS OF TRE WORLD ueus
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    Face - Holding the flashlight and get yelled at starterpack DAD: You are pointing it to high ME: Points lower DAD: You are pointing it to low ME: Points it higher DAD: You dumb cunt, point it there I am looking at ME: Seeing dad struggle with fixing and When he tells you to bring him a tool and you don't know if you will bring him the right tool realizing that he will start screaming at me ME: vi
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    Face - Hyperrealistic art starter pack Old wrinkly face "Just how? The amount of detail is crazy." Water running down face "Just practice."
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    Font - The "I try really hard to seem manly" Starterpack Nationalist (or at least pretends to be) "You can buy lots of cheap [item], or you can buy one well-made [item]" Athotaan GUYS GUIDE TO BEENG A MANLY tconomic tconame Liberiarian Ijust want gay mamed couples to be able to protect their manuana plants with fully automatic guns purchased with bitcoins onine over the TOR network. somecards JIM BEAM BOURBIN
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    Outerwear - getting a job in the 1300s starter pack *lives walking distance from place of work* Employer: "What do you do sir?" Employee: "Anything really" Employer: "You're hired"
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    Text - Teens In Videogames Starterpack "hella" Uses "dude" in almost every sentence "preach it sista"
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    Organism - Ice character in a video game starter pack 129 MP Either a heavy accent or refined mannerisms EEEIALL FR2 HP Joins your party really late into the game and only in the ice level Mystical name mashed with a Russian-sounding name
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    Community - Childhood with divorced parents starterpack You: "Can I have some money to buy__?" "Don't tell your mother." Mom: "Ask your father." Dad: "Ask your mother." *Gets in trouble* "You're just like your _(father/mother)." %3D Living out of your bags "I'l send you to live with your (dad/ mom) if you keep acting like that." Being shuttled to and from houses This would have been nice. "It's your weekend next weekend!" Dontos Vos Baner "Yeah, sorry I can't come. I'm not home this weekend." Al
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    Facial expression - BEING IN YOUR 20S STARTERPACK ITSALL What does it mean? What does it allimean? PAINFULLY REAL LOL serpentwife why are we still here? just to suffer? every day i get emails Whereis the love of my ite Whoe are they? 14,874 notes Jamn. m khnda Not Doing Shit
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    Product - College Girl on test day starter pack NATURE VALLEY CRUNCHY SAN DIEGO E3 On 'n Hory GARD
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    Community - The "What Life After College Could Be" Starterpack STABILITY Simple house Audiobooks in traffic
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    Facial expression - Quentin Tarantino Original Movie Starter Pack The N word Quentin Cameo ALLY (Two to three of these actors per movie)

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